I was out with some friends the other night, and after a few shots of tequila, we started talking about sex. I was stunned by how frigid they were. One of them talked about how her last relationship ended because her ex wanted her to lick his asshole during a blow job. She was such a stupid, prissy bitch, that not only did she refuse, but she broke up with him, for being “too perverted”. I wanted to reach across the table and slap her. I love having my face pressed into the ass of a man. Tonguing and licking his asshole, not just rimming it, but tongue fucking it, thrusting my tongue as deep into his ass as I possibly can. I love it, and although I knew I could no longer be her friend, I also thought about her ex, and how I was going to pay him a visit soon, to give his asshole the proper attention that it deserves, that she refused to give to him. I’ll eat his ass for as long as he wants, and love every minute of it!!!